5 Malicious White Goods

  1. Vacuum cleaner: Single minded cord tangling, chair nudging monster.
  2. Dishwasher: Unstable, power hungry, inefficient plate scrubber.
  3. Fridge: Food stealing portal to another realm.
  4. Food processor: Unpredictable food decimator.
  5. Bathroom scales: Lying sack of shit.
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