They’re all dead Dave

Sometimes when my kids won’t quit asking for stuff I like to just start repeating movie and TV lines.

Some of my favorites are:

  • “They’re all dead Dave, everybody is dead.” From Red Dwarf. This one’s great because, as in the show, it’s circular in nature, so easily repeatable. 
  • “Who is your daddy and what does he do?” From Kindergarten Cop. With the accent it’s hilarious. 
  • “Get to the choppa!” From Predator. What can I say I’m an Arnie tragic. 
  • “You steal fizzy lifting drinks! You bumped into the ceiling which now has to be washed and sterilized, you get nothing! You lose! Good day sir!” From Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory. With all the flair of Willy Wonka its sure to shut them down.

There are a million more I’m sure, but maybe I’ll save them for another time.


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