Day 3

So it looks like Santa drank two bottles of beer, ate five chocolate chip cookies and stole eight carrots, presumably for his reindeer.

What did he leave behind:

  • 35kg of scrap paper
  • 12 metres of ribbon
  • 76 muddy foot prints
  • Reindeer poo in my gutters
  • Three new bikes for me to assemble
  • And a whole bucket full of joy for my kids.

Pretty priceless really.

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