So it looks like Santa drank two bottles of beer, ate five chocolate chip cookies and stole eight carrots, presumably for his reindeer.
What did he leave behind:
- 35kg of scrap paper
- 12 metres of ribbon
- 76 muddy foot prints
- Reindeer poo in my gutters
- Three new bikes for me to assemble
- And a whole bucket full of joy for my kids.
Pretty priceless really.