Lego Death Trap

If you’ve ever been privileged enough to sit in a darkened room while your toddler drifts off to sleep then you’ve probably experienced the horror and sheer pain of LEGO impalement on your feet.

Other things that can cause dismay are:

  • Electronic things that beep
  • Random hard to
  • Half eastern and discarded food, sticky lollies are the worst
  • Furbies
  • Traps made of clothes

These are all things that will impede your retreat and/or cause you devastating pain.

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