Fingerprints

Buy the chrome fridge, the brushed steel dishwasher, full length mirrors, and glass doors that are only glass. 

Don’t forget to ensure the TV is no higher than 2 feet off the floor, and every DVD and CD you own is within reach of someone no taller than a potted plant.

Then have kids.

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