There’s a certain level of preparedness that you will have to master before you can graduate from parenting school.
The requirements are as follows:
- Prempt wounds and have Bandaids at the ready.
- Anticipate fights and have your winning argument ready.
- Fix exclusively childlike problems with ease.
- Find and remove full cups of water before they’re spilled.
- Know about the x 3 system.
- Ruin faster than your kid(s).
There are more but let’s get these down pat and we’ll try achieve the impossible.
For that’s what this level of skill is, impossible.
Focus on the small things and be as awesome as you can.