Dinners like a box of chocolates, you never know what you’re gonna get.
Always make too much food.
Havoc ensues when kids are around.
Just get through to the coffee and you’ll be fine.
A simple trip to the shop is just what you need.
Whatever you do don’t underestimate the value or usefulness of a frozen meal, be it: pizza or nugget, dumpling or kiev. Having one of these easy to prepare meal substitutes in the freezer is a bonafide lifesaver when it comes to the clumsiness and sheer incompetence of the human brain. Sure they’re usually junk food…
Banana skins are bad enough, don’t mention the fleshy insides.